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Lady Gaga – Social Media Superstar

According to Forbes, she’s more powerful than Oprah.

Much is said these days about Lady Gaga and her team’s marketing genius, as evidenced by her rapid ascent to the top of the charts, her incessantly played tunes, and her ability to license her brand. Regardless of your opinion of her, there is something to be learned from her marketing prowess, specifically her use of social media. From 10 million Twitter followers to GagaVille, she is a master at engagement.

Here The Next Web talks about the secrets to her success.

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Gimme Pizza…most disturbing video EVER?

 

 

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Finally got a New York state driver’s license

Not sure why I always look like such a dumbass in my picture.

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Letterman You Dog!

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Who knew?

From the wires:

Late-night host David Letterman acknowledged on Thursday’s show that he had sexual relationships with female employees and that someone tried to extort $2 million from him over the affairs. CBS says an employee has been charged with attempted grand larceny in the case.

Letterman told his story during a taping of his show, mixing in jokes to an audience that seemed confused about what it was. He called it a “bizarre experience” that left him feeling disturbed and menaced.

The late-night comic began his show by walking onstage and briefly leaning on a pillar with his back to the audience. Then he gave a monologue with jokes against frequent foils like Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin. He told his personal story after sitting behind his desk.

He said he was glad the audience was in a pleasant mood “because I have a little story that I’d like to tell you and the home viewers as well.”

Three weeks ago, Letterman said he got in his car early in the morning and found a package with a letter saying “I know that you do some terrible, terrible things and that I can prove you do some terrible things.” He acknowledged the letter contained proof.

Letterman said he called his lawyer to set up a meeting with the man, who threatened to write a screenplay and a book about Letterman unless he was given money. There were two subsequent meetings with the man, the last one resulting in the check being delivered.

He told the audience that he had to testify before a grand jury on Thursday.

“I was worried for myself, I was worried for my family,” he said. “I felt menaced by this, and I had to tell them all of the creepy things that I had done.”

“The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who work for me on this show,” he said. “My response to that is yes, I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Yes, it would, especially for the women.”

Whether they wanted to make the relationships public was up to them, he said.

“It’s been a very bizarre experience,” he said. “I felt like I needed to protect these people. I need to protect my family. I need to protect myself. Hope to protect my job.”

Letterman mixed in jokes while telling the story, keeping his audience off guard.

“I know what you’re saying,” he said. “I’ll be darned, Dave had sex.”

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Representative Joe “Douchebag” Wilson Calls Obama a Liar During Speech

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Those of you watching the President’s address on health care heard the word “lie!” shouted clearly from the Republican section of the joint session of Congress when Obama said that the reforms he is proposing wouldn’t apply to illegal immigrants.

The disrespectful heckler was Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC). His Twitter is @CongJoeWilson.

Here’s his contact info, in case you want to tell him what a swell guy he is:

Midlands’ Office • 1700 Sunset Blcd (US 378), Suite 1 • West Columbia, SC 29169 • Phone: (803) 939-0041 • Fax: (803) 939-0078

Lowcountry Office • 903 Port Republic Street • Beaufort, SC 29902 • Phone: (843) 521-2530 • Fax: (843) 521-2535
Washington Office • 212 Cannon House Office Building • Washington, DC 20515 • Phone: (202) 225-2452 • Fax: (202) 225-2455

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New reality show: The Cougar

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What’s next, The Pedophile? Twenty young boys. One old man…

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Another one of those days

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