How he lost, from This Recording:
Kris Allen has “fuckability as judged by 13 year olds.” Kris is cute and all, but he is a total mayonegg. Right now they might want non-threatening hamsters like Kris, but when they’re older, they’ll be ready for a big gay stallion like Adam Lambert.
Plus, who do you think all of Danny Gokey’s fans voted for?
Come to think of it, this shouldn’t be a surprise. When asked, people consistently say they prefer vanilla over chocolate. And what’s more vanilla than Kris Allen?