First of all, if you’re going to have like HALF the season take place in CHINA, it’s not fair to have a team that can speak CHINESE. And even with this ridiculously unfair advantage, they had the balls to U-Turn another team. Tammy and Victor, I hate you.
Secondly, I am sick to death of the deaf kid. He is an annoying brat, and his mom isn’t much better. Margie and Luke, I hate you too.
Thirdly, the African-American girls, Kisha and Jen. They were basically out because one of them was afraid of water, but then they MIRACULOUSLY pulled through, then pulled through the U-Turn, only to be eliminated because the girl had to take a pee break? Are you freaking nuts???
It’s for a MILLION DOLLARS. Pee your pants! You just humiliated yourself before millions because you were too afraid to get into a swimming pool. You just swallowed fried scorpion and starfish. But you couldn’t hold in your urine for a few extra minutes? Or, God forbid, pee yourself underneath those huge opera robes you were wearing? You DESERVE to be eliminated.
So now, the third team in the top three is the stupid, bitchy, insensitive redheads, Jaime and Cara, who make all Americans look like monsters. Awesome.
Amazing Race, you’re on my shit list.