High School Orgy, the Musical

Last night I had the dream of all dreams, the ultimate whopper.  It had it all – sex, drama, romance, singing, dancing, you name it.

Basically, what happened was, I was an usher at an orgy.  Yup.  I was dressed like I worked at a movie theater, and when people showed up I’d escort them inside, take their clothes from them and direct them to the “orgy room.”

Sort-of like this

Right before the action

The weird thing was, all the people who participated were young and famous.  There was Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus or whatever you want to call her, the Olson twins, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift.  The entire casts of High School Musical and Gossip Girl were there, along with every winner of American Idol there ever was.

Alas, Mickey couldn't make it

Alas, Mickey couldn't make it

The orgy itself was this crazy Bacchanalian free-for-all, but the thing about it was, it wasn’t really that enticing; it was actually kind of gross (think Ruben Studdard frenching Zac Effron and you get the idea).  At one point, the Jonas brothers arrived, not to participate but to provide musical accompaniment.  They played some gay-ass song of theirs, and as they did, everyone in the orgy started singing and dancing along!

Now, picture them naked

Now, picture them naked

It turned into a MUSICAL orgy.  High School Orgy, the Musical.  Or something like that.  It was definitely one of the weirdest dreams I’ve ever had.  What would Freud say?

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